Aye, as a fellow friend of mine would say. I too have jumped on the blogging bandwagon, albeit a little too late. Nevertheless, this is my first post, and it shall at least reek of first-post-goodness.

For those who know me, you just saved me the trouble of trying to hairslap you through your own monitor. For those who don't, damn you, for i do not know who you are, what you are, or why the hell you are even here. Bush beating aside, proper introductions are to be expected.

Hi. My name is [Ray Firozaki].

you can call me Ray, Firo, Firozaki, or any other twisted form of my nickname you can think up. Actually, after two seconds of thought, you cant. And yes, that was my nickname, for i rather stay behind this convenient little screen i call 'the internet, baby!'.

With that wrapped up, crumpled, and thrown aside, i now proceed to give you a brief idea of what im like, in person. First of all, im human. you know what a human is, dont you? Those war-loving, world-killing, self-worshipping species born out of an instance of insanity from god? Yeah, im one of them. Although we vary in size, shape, colour, and even the amount of hair we have, we are in fact, much more different. Why you ask? Because none of us can think & act in the same pattern. Not even twins, siamese or otherwise. As for me, I would be in the category of earthly being known as a 'Terrifyingly Male Dude', or [TMD] for short. I also feature in the 'Constantly Crack-smoking Bastard' section, though i am most prominent in the 'Whore-Tearing Fucker' department.
Actually, i was just joking. Laugh people.

Most people agree that i am somewhat of an introvert, and that i seem to never be able to turn up on time for anything. I cant disagree with that. In fact, as i type these lines i am running dangerously close to the time of meeting between several acquaintances of mine. Other minute factors about me i noticed: Mood-swinging psycho, self-in-mind asshole, and game-for-life slacker, among other things.
But wait, hold on, before you click the 'x' button to exit what seems to be the start of an emo blog, who said i don't have any good qualities? I freeload, steal from friends, AND manipulate other for fun! Is that a good thing or is that good thing people!?

Told you to run, didn't i?

But i digress. These things aren't up to me to decide, and if i were to decide anything, it would be that this post is running a little too long. So taking the advice of the little people flying about my head (ooo, i see sparkly~), i give you this little line to end off the start of a chain of illusionary insights into the mind of The Firo:

RUN, WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!